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me at 1 pm: borderline comatose, eyes need to be propped open, behaviorally indistinguishable from lichen
me at 1 am: planning an expedition to neptune, listening to three songs at once, blood has become liquid copper
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biggest betrayal is when it’s supposed to thunderstorm and it doesn’t
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Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.
Who the fuck wrote this
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AL PACINO
ph. Steve Wood, 1974
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me when the new semester starts: at last i have structured time again and responsibilities and deadlines to motivate me to be productive and make plans for the future. this term is gonna be great, i just know it!
me literally 2 days later:
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(Source: naniithran)
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me getting my heart ripped out of my chest: okay first off, mood,
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not being able to identify ur own emotions be like. i’m in a mood. a moody mood. the kind of mood that feels…. moody
